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★ OFFICIAL SCIENTIFIC INSTRUMENT ★

THE FAN TEST

🔮 how big an ed fan r u?? 🔮

8 questions · takes 40 seconds · results cannot be appealed

⚠ QUIZ ENGINE v0.3 BETA · MAY CRASH · SORRY ⚠

📝 BEGIN THE ASSESSMENT

⚠ Answer honestly. The quiz can tell. The quiz always knows.

1. A song of his comes on in a supermarket. What happens next?

2. Somebody says "isn't he a bit boring though?"

3. How do you feel about the loop pedal?

4. The album titles are maths symbols. Your position?

5. Wedding. The slow one comes on. You:

6. Your listening stats at the end of the year:

7. Tickets go on sale at 9am on a Tuesday.

8. Be honest. Have you ever cried to one of these songs in a car?

📊 HOW OTHER PEOPLE SCORED

ADA100% · broke the meter, we had to build a bigger one

The person who made this website71% · knows more than he lets on, will not admit it

Tom from MySpace88% · contractually obliged to be enthusiastic

A mug of tea94% · present at every single listen, deeply involved

concerned_neighbour@aol.com62% · against their will, through a wall, since 2011

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